I Can’t Imagine Why This Carl’s Jr. Commercial Was Banned from the Super Bowl

Let’s talk about this banned Super Bowl spot for Carl’s Jr.’s new Big Sausage Breakfast which features three eggs, loads of melted cheese and a full foot long sausage sandwiched between two small buns. It stars Fernanda Romero who gently licks, bites, sucks and finally shoves that thing down her throat like a champ.

Wow. She must be really hungry. And she’s a really messy eater. Didn’t her mother teach her any manners?

Note: If you believe for a second this is a real commercial that Carl’s Jr. submitted to be played during the Super Bowl, then have I got news for you. Paris Hilton is actually a virgin. That sex tape? All Hollywood magic.

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