DMX to Box George Zimmerman

After hearing about how Kanye West unloaded on some guy after he called him the n-word, George Zimmerman said he’d like to teach him a lesson. Kanye. Not the kid who shouted racial slurs at him. Zimmerman, who issued an open challenge for a boxing match, explained he wanted to beat Kanye because he has a history of attacking “defenseless people.” There was all kinds of irony there.

Today we find out Zimmerman won’t be fighting Kanye. Instead, he’ll get DMX. Hearing the news, Zimmerman probably went to double check that his gun still worked.

As we first reported, DMX promised to massacre Zimmerman in the ring if he got the chance. To be exact, he said, “I am going to beat the living f**k out him … I am breaking every rule in boxing to make sure I f**k him right up.” He then said he’d literally piss on George’s face.

The match will last 3 rounds. The date, time and location will be announced next Wednesday. Zimmerman has already been training for months. No word on if DMX has trained at all but it shouldn’t be a problem as long as he isn’t holding a bag of Skittles.