Fox News provided evidence that Justin Bieber is a demon or part lizard. A video floating around the web from his arraignment in Miami shows his eyes changing from one set to completely different one.
This is undeniable proof that he’s a demon from hell sent to destroy our world one terrible single at a time. Scientists say that when you look into his lizard eyes, it’s already too late.
On the other hand, some are saying it’s a video compression artifact but I wouldn’t put too much stock in this “logic.” These people are clearly agents of Satan sent to mislead us.
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