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Justin Bieber Is a Reptile, It All Makes Sense Now

Fox News provided evidence that Justin Bieber is a demon or part lizard. A video floating around the web from his arraignment in Miami shows his eyes changing from one set to completely different one.

This is undeniable proof that he’s a demon from hell sent to destroy our world one terrible single at a time. Scientists say that when you look into his lizard eyes, it’s already too late.

On the other hand, some are saying it’s a video compression artifact but I wouldn’t put too much stock in this “logic.” These people are clearly agents of Satan sent to mislead us.

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  • Mare

    If Mayweather is so upset by this, he deserves to lose.

  • ivan

    Safe to say you all are a piece of shit for bullying this kid who does nothing but go to church and mind his own business; the fact is this guy is lying; he previously showed he approved of Justin wearing that shirt by wearing a Justin Bieber shirto-there are pictures; he’s using Justin for publicity since, lo and behold, he has an album coming out; there is absolutely no proof Justin said that to him; one can say anything about another celeb; it’s contrary to Justin’s character as people who really know him can tell you; furthermore, he had nothing to do with the design of the shirt. He just wore it.

    • BigJimSlade

      Go back to Canada, Justin.
      And pull up your damn pants.

  • RocknRollerBlues

    Since when is China a moral authority anyone cares about or “running” over a paparazzo standing in the path of a moving vehicle while bombarding the driver with flash anything but the pap’s own fault?

    Also, the writer of this steaming pile of caka should go write the word “journalism” infinity times and think about what that means. This excuse for an “article” is nothing more than hate speech. Shameful.

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