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Justin Bieber Is a Reptile, It All Makes Sense Now

Fox News provided evidence that Justin Bieber is a demon or part lizard. A video floating around the web from his arraignment in Miami shows his eyes changing from one set to completely different one.

This is undeniable proof that he’s a demon from hell sent to destroy our world one terrible single at a time. Scientists say that when you look into his lizard eyes, it’s already too late.

On the other hand, some are saying it’s a video compression artifact but I wouldn’t put too much stock in this “logic.” These people are clearly agents of Satan sent to mislead us.

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Chris
Chris
10 years ago