After Valentine’s, Katy Perry was spotted around town wearing a ring on her ring finger which automatically meant John Mayer proposed to her and they were getting married. Nope.
A source close to the pair exclusively tells E! News that Perry broke up with Mayer within the last few days.
Good. These two made terrible music together and Mayer seemed pretty dismissive of Perry’s music anyway. Now I can get back to writing love notes to Katy. Roses are red, violets are blue, you’re wearing a white tank, but you say it’s not true, don’t lie to me because I can see you wearing it right now you stupid whore. I’m told my poetry can use a little work.
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