Here’s Kelly Brook and her boyfriend, David McIntosh, at the beach in Miami over the weekend. Jesus. That dude looks like an action figure. His tits are about as big as Kelly Brook’s. He looks like the type of guy that when a girl asks him for help opening a pistachio, he just looks at it sitting on the table and repeatedly screams, “SMAAASH!,” while beating it to death with his fists.
I firmly believe that for every tat a person wears, it lowers their IQ by 5 points.
Dude is pretty smug for someone that’s getting Billy Zane’s sloppy seconds. Does she just get passed from guy to guy or what?
Once you go black, we don’t want you back.
God I love Kelly Brook’s body!