Megan Fox Popped Out Another Kid

Megan Fox went from the hottest commodity a couple years ago to some chick living in relative seclusion popping out babies once every two years. On Thursday, Fox gave birth to another baby boy. He will join their other son, Noah, and Brian Austin Green’s 12-year-old son from another marriage, Kassius.

That dude must be thrilled his sperm produces only males. With the way everything is going, if he had a girl, it would be only a matter of time before she accidentally sends her entire school topless pictures of herself. I’d think that’d be every father’s worst fear. A bunch of horny teenagers spanking it to naked pics of their daughter.