Megan Fox’s Kid Doomed To Be A Beach Bum

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green named the newest addition to their family Bodhi Ransom Green.  Let’s skip over the fact that his middle name is Ransom as in a child abduction. How about that first name? Bodhi. Wikipedia says in Buddhism it’s the understanding possessed by a Buddha regarding the nature of things.

I’m sure that’s what it originally meant but over the years it’s meaning has turned into a surfer dude who’s speech is punctuated by phrases such as gnarly, bra, and “look at those sick waves.” So if you want to know where Megan Fox’s kid will be living 20 years from now, you can try looking in a van down by the beach.