Miley Cyrus and Jared Leto are now banging. For fun. A source says they’re hooking up. How many different ways can I write this? Says the source, “She stayed over at his house in LA in early February.” And you know what that means. *Makes hole with fingers, pushes index finger in and out of it*
The sleepover happened weeks after catching up at Clive Davis’ pre-Grammy party on January 25. According to the source, the two have known each other for a while.
“They like to have a good time, they love to talk about art and music — and they’re both comfortable with nudity!”
I’d assume Jared Leto likes serious art while Miley likes the kind of art where she juxtaposes a midget with an Amazonian. So, did you hear about Ai Weiwei’s vase? “Oh, check it out. A tall chick and a dwarf. Look at the height difference! Hehee!”
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