Miley Cyrus Is Thirsty

Last night during the Anaheim portion of Miley Cyrus’ Bangerz tour, she took a fan’s beer from the front row and chugged it. That fan was Becca Ryan and she called it the best moment of her life. It would have been mine too. For about five seconds until I realized Miley just drank my $9. Seriously, you know how expensive a cup of Bud Light is at a concert? What, do you want my first born too?

Hopefully Becca didn’t Miley the gift that keeps on giving. Herpes.