Paris Hilton Won $50,000 at Blackjack Because God Has a Sense of Humor

If god existed, he’d be laughing his ass off right now because after finishing a $100,000 gig at Harrah’s where she has her residency, Paris Hilton hit the blackjack tables and won $50,000. So not only did she get paid $100k for playing music off a USB drive that she didn’t even produce, she took $50k from the house. Meanwhile, I’m sitting here looking at a Photoshopped picture of Justin tonguing his best friend. Although, I do have a video of some girl in a fake Carl’s Jr. commercial sucking on a foot long sausage. So there’s that.