UK’s answer to Rihanna, Rita Ora, showed up at the BRIT Awards the other night with her superstar DJ boyfriend Calvin Harris. She wore a yellow dress and that’s about all I have for you as far as fashion goes. I have no idea how anyone can figure out what dress a celeb is wearing just by looking at it. That’s a unique talent right up there with discerning what someone ate for lunch by sniffing only their farts.
When asked if records are the only thing he’s going to be spinning when he gets home, Harris said, “I don’t get… Oh… Oh I see.”