Simon Cowell Got Ticketed At The Beach

Simon Cowell was chilling in Miami Beach on Monday, as super rich people are apt to do, and an officer of the law walked up to him and gave him a ticket for having his dogs there. Then a bunch of photogs swarmed on him like Lindsay Lohan on a line of coke.

I was ticketed at a beach once. But it was for being too sexy. They told me to put on a shirt because I was making too many people swoon. True story.

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