Snooki’s Man Can’t Stop Putting Babies In Her

Snooki is pregnant again. After giving birth to her first son in 2012 and even writing a book about it called Baby Bumps, she’s now preparing for her second with fiance Jionni LaValle. She seems like less of a drunken mess these days so expect her amniotic fluid to be only 10% alcohol as opposed to 60% like last time.

According to reports, she’s already a few months along and is trying to keep it on the downlow to not mess with any appearances she has lined up. In even more surprising news, people still pay Snooki to show up places. I thought we were past the point of “hey, come to our club, it’s drunken midget night” type of advertising.

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