Taylor Swift Cut Her Hair Short

Breaking news. Taylor Swift got a haircut. She posted a polaroid picture of her posing with Ellie Goulding on Instagram where you can see her new bob. It’s now shoulder length so you’ll still be able to pull on it be it during a passionate night of lovemaking or abducting her into your van.

She also posted a video showing about 40 people watching her get her haircut.

“An experience of a lifetime,” said one onlooker. “I can now die happy,” said another. “This is fantastic!,” said me as I collected pieces of cut hair from the floor to finally complete my miniature Taylor Swift hair doll.