Arnold Wants You to Crush Things With Him to Benefit the After-School All-Stars

Arnold Schwarzenegger loves crushing things. Especially with tanks. Blurays, bubble wrap, taxi cabs, pianos, you name it. But what he enjoys even more? Sharing his love of crushing with others. That’s why he wants to invite you to LA to crush things with him in his tank. This sounds amazing! Where do I sign up? At Omaze.

You and a friend will get to ride shotgun with Arnold in his M47 Patton tank. Yes, Arnold has a tank. Yes, this is your chance to ride in it. Not only that, but you’ll also get to use the tank to crush something. And if you’re into working out, you can lift together on it too. There’s a high probability that this will be the best day of your life. Cigars included.

The experience is meant to benefit Arnold’s After-School All-Stars program he started in 1992.

During the school year, children participate in free programs that include academic support, enrichment opportunities, and health/fitness activities. The organization’s mission is to keep children safe and help them succeed in school and in life.

I don’t mean for this to sound like an ad, because this was originally just supposed to be a two line post about Arnold crushing things in a tank, but this sounds pretty cool. Can we choose to crush Justin Bieber though? That would be so satisfying.