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Cameron Diaz Is Sorry for Aging Normally

Having exhausted the conversation on pube lasering and now that she’s no spring chicken, Cameron Diaz has hit back at Hollywood’s crazy obsession with youth. Speaking to Oprah for her upcoming OWN special Cameron Diaz & Sharon Stone: Aging Gracefully, she talked about how women don’t let other women age gracefully.

“Women don’t allow other women to age gracefully, and we don’t give ourselves permission to age gracefully. And they’re trying. For me I feel like if I—it’s almost as if we have failed if we don’t remain 25 for the rest of our lives. Like we are failures. It’s a personal…failure. Like our fault that at 40 years old that I still don’t look like I’m 25.”

“Oh, I’m sorry. I apologize,” Diaz says, feigning indignance as the audience laughs and applauds. ”I wasn’t able to defy nature.”

That’s all I ever wanted. An apology from Cameron Diaz for looking the way she does. Was that so hard? Hopefully we can move on now.

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Nix_Nightbird
Nix_Nightbird
6 years ago

What Hollywood fails to realize is that some of red-blooded American males LIKE women who age gracefully and don’t try to hide behind multiple cosmetic surgeries. We want you to have your real lips instead of weird duck-lips. We want you to have your real eyes– crow’s feet and all, because some of us think they’re kinda sexy on some women. We want you to have your real gravity-heeding breasts instead of buoyant orbs of saline covered in skin stretched so tight it looks shiny and ready to burst like a large, overripe tomato. Some of us are actually attracted… Read more »

Nerd Out With Me
6 years ago
Reply to  Nix_Nightbird

You – Nix_Nightbird – win the internet today.

Holly DeGiulio
Holly DeGiulio
6 years ago
Reply to  Nix_Nightbird

Sadly the people on her iMDB page diasagree with you. It’s awful over there. Name calling and what not.

mastema
mastema
6 years ago
Reply to  Holly DeGiulio

every imdb page is like that. imdb is a cesspool.

CComry
CComry
6 years ago

Shut up, Cameron.

WoWed
WoWed
6 years ago

now, if she can say she is sorry for existing, i’ll forgive her.

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