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Chris Brown Kicked Out of Rehab Because He Couldn’t Stay 2 Feet Away from Women

Wondering why Chris Brown was kicked out of rehab last week which resulted in him being sent straight to jail? TMZ has the answers.

According to sources, because Chris punched Rihanna in the face a bunch of times, he wasn’t allowed within 2 feet of the women in the facility. Presumably because if he even gets a whiff of a woman, his fists ball up and his arms start pumping up and down like a piston. He can’t help himself. He’s like a loaded gun. Anyway, he violated the rule by touching elbows and hands with women.

In addition to that, Chris also left rehab last week for an authorized outing but was asked to submit to a drug test when he came back. He refused initially then later took the test. Results came back negative but the initial refusal was in violation of the rules.

Also, he mocked rehab during a group session and apparently that’s not something you want to do.

Sources also said Chris had a sexual encounter with a woman at the facility at the beginning of the month but that wasn’t one of the reasons he was kicked out. Which is weird considering it sounds like it would have violated the 2 foot rule. Maybe it was phone sex using two tin cans tied together with a string. Like how they did in the old days. The 50’s.

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“Like how they did in the old days. The 50′s” You mock us, but I would love to see you kids try to keep that string tight enough to pass sound waves while at the same time having some good, rocking old school phone sex. Now get off my grass.

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