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Chris Martin Could be Unconsciously Coupling With Alexa Chung

Having consciously uncoupled with Gwyneth Paltrow, Chris Martin may now be unconsciously coupling with Alexa Chung. The two hung out at the Glastonbury Music Festival and had milkshakes at 3 or 4am in the morning. This is something they do over there? Did they go to a sock hop after?

‘They looked like they were just chilling and having a good time. I did find it a little odd that they were together – but we had a little chat and they wandered off after they asked us if we knew of any good places to go and have a few drinks.’

I’ve read someone trying to define what conscious uncoupling is and I still have no idea. It sounds like something a pretentious person would say because “breaking up” is what poor people do.

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