Having consciously uncoupled with Gwyneth Paltrow, Chris Martin may now be unconsciously coupling with Alexa Chung. The two hung out at the Glastonbury Music Festival and had milkshakes at 3 or 4am in the morning. This is something they do over there? Did they go to a sock hop after?
‘They looked like they were just chilling and having a good time. I did find it a little odd that they were together – but we had a little chat and they wandered off after they asked us if we knew of any good places to go and have a few drinks.’
I’ve read someone trying to define what conscious uncoupling is and I still have no idea. It sounds like something a pretentious person would say because “breaking up” is what poor people do.