Gwyneth Paltrow Announces Divorce From Chris Martin on Her GOOP Site

About an hour ago, Gwyneth Paltrow sent out an email that promised a special GOOP announcement. No, it wasn’t an affordable $575 scarf perfect for spring. It was an announcement that she and Chris Martin were getting a divorce¬†after 10 years of marriage.

It is with hearts full of sadness that we have decided to separate. We have been working hard for well over a year, some of it together, some of it separated, to see what might have been possible between us, and we have come to the conclusion that while we love each other very much we will remain separate. We are, however, and always will be a family, and in many ways we are closer than we have ever been. We are parents first and foremost, to two incredibly wonderful children and we ask for their and our space and privacy to be respected at this difficult time. We have always conducted our relationship privately, and we hope that as we consciously uncouple and coparent, we will be able to continue in the same manner.

Gwyneth & Chris

So what went wrong? Was it that Whisper rumor of Paltrow cheating on Martin with an entertainment lawyer? Well, that couldn’t have helped. But, I bet it’s because Chris Martin wouldn’t stop wearing white after Labor Day. That asshole.

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