Katy Perry Wasn’t Trying to Kiss Miley Cyrus

Remember when Katy Perry and Miley Cyrus kissed at one of Miley’s concerts? Yea, Katy didn’t mean to do that. She showed up on Australian talk show Sunrise on Tuesday to talk about what happened.

“I just walked up to her to give her like a friendly girly kiss, you know, as girls do,” Perry said, adding, “and then she like tried to move her head and go deeper and I pulled away.”

“God knows where that tongue has been,” Perry joked. “We don’t know! That tongue is so infamous!”

That’s rich. This coming from a girl whose tongue has been inside John Mayer’s mouth. The inside of a centrifuge at the CDC has seen less disease than that.