Liam Neeson, the man with a particular set of skills, showed some of them off yesterday when, while jogging through Central Park, he noticed a woman shouting at three teens throwing rocks at a stray dog.
“Abruptly changing direction, Liam charged down a path and confronted three gangbanger wannabe types who were throwing rocks at a stray they’d cornered up against a trash bin.”
Liam being Liam yelled for them to knock it off lest they feel the wrath of his fists. The teens walked up to him and told him to mind his own business. “In a fury, he warned them to back off fast — or else!” Uh ok. I think someone has been drinking too much of their own Kool-Aid.
The kids suddenly ran off telling Liam, “Yeah, okay, man… we’re out of here.” Liam, feeling strong and proud, turned around and noticed a bike cop coming up behind him. “Turns out it was the sight of the approaching cop that had spooked the boys.”
Said the eyewitness, “Liam just shook his head and approached the shivering dog, stroking it while the policeman assessed its injuries – then thanked the star and told him: ‘I’ll take it from here, sir!’ ”
The only thing missing from this story was how Liam nursed the dog back to health with milk from his own teats.