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Lindsay Lohan Made a List of the 36 People She’s Banged

With her friends at a Beverly Hills Hotel, Lindsay Lohan wrote down a list of the 36 people she’s had sex with and then talked s**t about them. She even had to pause to remind herself of who they were.

“They were giggling and talking s— about people in the industry,” a source, who watched as Lindsay jotted down name after name at the Beverly Hills Hotel on Jan. 30, 2013, tells In Touch.

“It was her personal conquest list,” the source says. “She was trying to impress her friends with the list and then tossed it aside.”

In Touch blurred out some names on the list because some of them are big names and they’re not all single which could put a damper on their marriages. Here’s a few of the names via In Touch and The Daily Mail.

  • Adam Levine
  • Zac Efron
  • Justin Timberlake
  • Joaquin Phoenix
  • Colin Farrell
  • Evan Peters
  • Wilmer Valderrama
  • Jamie Dornan
  • Samantha Ronson
  • Max George
  • Christian Arno Williams
  • Matt Nordgren
  • Calum Best
  • Lukas Haas
  • Nico Tortorella
  • Ryan Rottman
  • Guy Berryman
  • James Franco
  • Garrett Hedlund

None of the names are that shocking and a few of them no one even cares about. Although I’m kind of curious who patient zero was aka the first one to bang Lindsay. He must be thanking the gods his dick made it out of there unscathed.

One important question though. Why was this written on a Scattergories sheet and why was a Scattergories sheet laying around a hotel bar?

In related news, CDaN posted blind items of surprising people Lindsay has slept with.

  1. Academy Award winner/multiple nominee. Married. Has been in a relationship both times he had sex with her. Once he was even married.
  2. Talk show host. She had a threesome with him and his girlfriend at the time who was a B lister then and didn’t have the bad plastic surgery yet.
  3. At the time he was an A list mostly television actor and she had a threesome with the A lister and the A lister’s co-star who was her boyfriend at the time.
  4. Was visiting the set of the actress in #2 and ended up having sex with (a) the ex-boyfriend of the B+ list mostly movie actress with A+ name recognition and on a separate day the “star” of the movie who is actually on a pretty decent almost television show.

Guesses so far are:

  • Ben Affleck
  • Carson Daly and Tara Reid
  • Ashton Kutcher and Wilmer Valderrama
  • Chris Klein/Jason Biggs

With all these names, you could easily play six degrees of Lindsay Lohan’s vagina.

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DavidH
10 years ago

Only 36?? I guess all that drugs affect a little bit her memory, a big slut like her only bang 36 people I don’t believe it!

DRSNova
DRSNova
10 years ago

Yay, slut shaming!