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Lindsay Lohan’s Bang List Reveals More Names
A few more names have been added to Lindsay Lohan’s f**k list, the piece of paper listing all of her conquests that was discovered in a hotel bar. None of the new names are surprising. A few of the relevant ones.
- Ashton Kutcher
- Ryan Philippe (Was this when he was still married?)
- Benicio Del Toro (Of course. That guy has slept with everyone.)
- Stavros Niarchos (Assumed)
- Maggio Cipriani (heir to the Cipriani restaurant empire)
- Aaron Voros (hockey player)
- Pete Wright (model)
A source said, “Lindsay loves being linked to good-looking, famous, successful men.” Who doesn’t? That’s why my dating profile is a photo of Drake and my tagline is “Just hold on we’re going home. Because I don’t want to take advantage of you.”
Appropriate that “The Blemish” would post an article about Ms. Lohan, the human chancre sore.
How very low or non-existent her self-esteem/self-regard must be to have had s*x with this many people. It is an odd goal or claim-to-fame. I have also lost respect for the various A-listers who took advantage of a troubled, troubled person in this manner.