Madonna Cleans the House With Her Tongue

On Wednesday, Madonna posted the above picture of her licking the plate glass door of her shower on Instagram. The caption read, “Still cleaning house! A Woman”s work is never done! I should have worn a wife beater. But i like getting dressed up! #bowdownbitches.”

Someone should tell her that’s not the most effective way to clean a house. Nevermind the small surface area of her tongue to the huge square footage of her house ratio. Her tongue will dry up 10 seconds in and leave some messy streaks. Bitch, do you even know how to clean a house?

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