Miami PD Has Been Staring at Justin Bieber’s Penis for a Couple Days

Miami Beach police are intent on releasing one more video of Justin Bieber in jail. One that shows him peeing into the jail toilet. The problem is they’re having trouble blurring Bieber’s penis because he moves around too much. They’re also having technical issues. That probably being they have no idea what the hell they’re doing.

Look, guys, you can’t just put a piece of electrical tape over the monitor and call it a day. That’s not how it works.