To promote his album coming out on April Fool’s called White People Party Music, Mr. Mariah Carey dressed up in whiteface and hashtagged his picture with white people activities. He named his alter ego Connor Smallnut. Apparently that’s the whitest name he knows.
It’s official… I’m White!!! #WHITEPEOPLEPARTYMUSIC #Wppm in stores April 1st!!!!!!Dude Go Get It!!!Join The Party!!!! #GoodCredit #DogKissing #BeerPong #FarmersMarkets #FistPumping #CreamCheeseEating #RacialDraft “Bro I got drafted!!”
It looks like Nick Cannon told them to use Shaun White as a template. He also wrote, “Shout out to @RobertDowneyJr This is one of my favorite characters of all time! Hilarious!!! There is a big difference between Humor and Hatred.” Just in case white people get all uppity about his whiteface. And about whiteface, Nick Cannon thinks he coined a new term.
Hold up… What the f#ck is “White Face”??? Did I just create a new term??? Nice!!! LOL
— Nick Cannon (@NickCannon) March 24, 2014
Who wants to break the news to him?
Anyway, this was way less terrifying than when the Wayans brothers dressed up as white girls. That gave me nightmares for weeks.