Notes From the Oscars

So you watched the Oscars and you were left bored and wondering why Jessica Biel was even presenting (she just wanted to know what one smelled like). Well, some other stuff happened last night. Like Benedict Cumberbatch photobombing U2.

Then there was Ellen DeGeneres buying everyone pizza which made Kerry Washington real happy.

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Especially since Brad Pitt was serving it.

Brad also ate a slice while Angelina Jolie sat next to him looking hungry.

Kristen Bell probably didn’t eat any of it though because she hid a burrito in her clutch.

Of course there was that selfie everyone talked about where Jared Leto was cut off.

And Ellen collected donations in Pharrell Williams’ stupid hat.

More importantly, Amy Adams started playing with her chest.

I could watch that all day. In fact, you know what? I will. Right now. Just going to close my door and stare at this for the next 8 hours.