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Obama English Good, Messes Up Spelling of ‘Respect’

The President of the United States paid tribute to the Women of Soul at the White House yesterday, in particular, Aretha Franklin, but ended up going half-retard when he forgot how to spell R-E-S-P-E-C-T.

“When Aretha first told us what R-S-P-E-C-T meant to her. She had no idea it would become a rallying cry for African Americans and women and anyone else who felt marginalized because of what they looked like, who they loved. They wanted some respect.”

The crowd laughed while Obama looked confused for a second. It’s like when you reach down your pants to scratch your balls and only realize 5 minutes later that everyone was staring at you funny because what’s normal in your room apparently isn’t very normal when you’re in public.

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