Now that Ashton Kutcher stuck his dork in Mila Kunis and got her pregnant, we get to have 8 months of Mila Kunis bump watch. It’s the weirdest thing ever. I never understood bump watch. Why would anyone want to see a baby ravage a woman’s body like that? It’s kind of depressing, actually. To see the woman you fantasized about get fatter and fatter every day with a living human growing inside of them? How is anyone supposed to jerk off to that?
I can’t wait for that belly and those prego boobs so hot!