Everyone is posting about this “nude” photo of Selena Gomez she posted on Instagram. It’s stupid because it’s nothing close to nude. It’s her shadow behind some drapes. She could be wearing a bikini for all anyone knows. This is the equivalent of watching scrambled Skinemax. I, for one, won’t stand for this. I’m outta here. *Pulls pants back up*
Too bad she’s a Bieber-weeney-holster.
Back to rehab, Selena.