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Shocking: Chris Brown Doesn’t Like Jail

I have some surprising news for you. Chris Brown is not enjoying jail calling it “the worst experience of my life.” Even worse than the time he punched Rihanna in the face 100 times and turned her into a real life Picasso? Yes, apparently.

A source who spoke to Chris said he feels like “a caged animal.” He’s even telling people “I’ll never f**k up again.”

Oh, I bet he’s going to be a little angel from now on. When someone calls him a “f*g,” he’s 100% going to turn the other cheek and not break their nose. He’s really going to turn his life around. He means it this time.

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bobalouski
bobalouski
10 years ago

Awww…is his widdle butt hole all wore out?