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Amanda Bynes’ Mom Blames Her Crazy on Reefer Madness

According to Amanda Bynes’ mom, that wacky tobacky is to blame for her descent into madness. You see, Amanda caught a case of the reefer madness.

“Amanda has no mental illness whatsoever,” Lynn Bynes tells E! News. “She has never been diagnosed as schizophrenic or bipolar.”

Lynn says that Amanda’s history of unusual behavior, which includes a 2012 DUI, allegedly throwing a bong out of a NYC building and lots of bizarre social media postings, was all caused by smoking pot. Lynn adds that Amanda “is very sorry for all the hurtful tweets, statements and actions that occurred while she was under the influence of marijuana.”

Whew. Thank god they treated this before she started hanging out in those jazz clubs and having premarital sex with black people.

Bynes’ lawyer echoed most of her mom’s statement. She’s never been diagnosed with schizophrenia or bipolar disorder, she’s on zero medication, she’s never abused alcohol or drugs and she’s been weed free for the past nine months.

However, still no word if she wants Drake to murder her vagina.

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Even if she was sitting around all day smoking cross joints of Pineapple Express with Seth Rogen, James Franco and the ghost of Bob Marley, that wouldn’t explain some of her actions. Either she exhibits an extreme reaction to marijuana, or she was dabbling in other heavier substances.

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