David Choe May Have Raped His Masseuse

David Choe made his millions cashing in the Facebook stock he received for graffiting their headquarters. He now does stuff like co-host for VICE and tweet pictures of caviar on a woman’s anus (NSFW). Last month on his podcast with porn star Asa Akira, Choe talked about how he may have mouth raped his massage therapist. Choe explains that he goes to this upscale massage place where he’d usually get a massage from a girl he calls “Rose.” On this occasion, he got an erection and one thing lead to another and he managed to get her to jerk him off and then he mouth raped her and then she fell in love with him. I don’t even. Quotes via XOJane.

It’s dangerous and it’s super self destructive. I’m at a place and there’s potential for a lawsuit…and she has given me no signs that she’s into me or that this is appropriate behavior. In my head I go “Do you care if I jerk off right now?” and it sounds so creepy in my head that I go I can’t say that out loud … So I go back to the chill method of you never ask first, you just do it, get in trouble and then pay the price later.

…So I just start jerking off. So then her hands gets off my leg and she just stops … I go “Look I’m sorry I can’t help myself — can you just pretend like I’m not doing this and you continue with the massage?” And she’s like “All right” and she does … I’m like “Can I touch your butt?” and I reach out and touch her butt and she pulls away. She doesn’t want me to touch her butt.

… I say “Kiss it a little,” she says “No, all the massage oil is on it” and I take the back of her head and I push it down on my d**k and she doesn’t do it. And I say “Open your mouth, open your mouth,” and she does it and I start facef**king her.

The story starts at 1:13:00. I wouldn’t suggest trying this with your own masseuse because there’s a 99% chance it’s not going to work for you. No, in fact. Let’s bring that to 100%. There’s a 100% chance this will not work for you. Look, I don’t want to be responsible for you ending up in the fetal position with your balls crushed. Just don’t do it.

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7 years ago

What a disgusting human being. Whether it’s true or not, the man is a vile disgrace.

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