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God Help Us, Tila Tequila 10 Weeks Pregnant

MySpace elf and professional attention whore/crazy person Tila Tequila announced on Facebook Friday that she was 10 weeks pregnant. I don’t know whether to be angry at or feel sorry for the guy who thought bareback would be a good idea.

Surprise!! I’m 10 weeks pregnant! I just couldn’t hold it in any longer as this brings me so much joy and happiness to know that there is a baby Tila on the way! May God bless my little bundle of joy on this Good Friday! Yayy! I’m gonna be a Mommy! I Love you sooooo much little baby!!

Having Tila Tequila as a mother may be the worst handicap to be born with. A four-eyed, six-limbed retarded baby with flippers for legs could pop out of a woman tomorrow and even they’d give their condolences to that kid.

She could be trolling though and this could be a food baby. In which case, in 2 months expect her to announce that she “lost” the child.

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david
david
6 years ago

sorry, but that’s an xenomorph alien gestating in there

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