Jessica Simpson Is Skinny Again

Remember when Jessica Simpson started popping out those kids and grew into a rotund shell of her former self and everyone started making fun of her for performing at county fairs because that’s where she could enter pie eating contests? Was that just me?

Hm, well, we can forget all that now because she’s skinny again and looking absolutely fantastic. Here she is at the John Varvatos 11th Annual Stuart House Benefit in a yellow dress showing off her new figure.

Sorry for saying that the only way she would lose weight is if someone lined her KFC with laxatives. We cool now, right?

Notify of

1 Comment
Newest Most Voted
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
9 years ago

She’s just a thinner slice of hillbilly pie! Yum!