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Jon Hamm Not a Fan of Justin Bieber and America Will Not Deport Him

Add Jon Hamm to the ever growing list of people who think Justin Bieber is a dickhead. Covering May’s Men’s Fitness, Hamm tells the magazine that Bieber is a shithead that needs to learn some life lessons.

Hamm’s on-set injuries are nothing, though, compared with the damage he sees young Hollywood talent inflicting upon themselves.

“Look at Bieber or whoever,” he says. “You’re like, ‘What the f**k, man? What are you doing? Why?’ There’s no one telling those people no, and it’s a shame.”

What young celebs like that really need, Hamm says, “is a mom or a dad or a really good friend who can say, ‘Hey, sh**head!’ You see people in the world and you’re like, ‘Do you know how a washing machine works? Do you know how to wash a dish? Life skills are something we’re missing.

“There used to be a class that kids had to take in high school called home economics, which was cooking and sewing and just s**t you needed to learn in life.”

People should legally be allowed to slap some sense into Justin Bieber. Like, next time he’s being a douchebag, just give him one hard slap in the face and yell at him, “No!” He’d probably stand there looking surprised before opening his mouth and doing that delayed crying thing that little kids do.

In related news, the White House has declined to comment on the petition calling for the deportation of Justin Bieber. Sorry, guys. It’s not happening. We’re going to have to go with Plan B. As in the morning after pill. We’re going to attempt the first adult abortion.

  • Mare

    If Mayweather is so upset by this, he deserves to lose.

  • ivan

    Safe to say you all are a piece of shit for bullying this kid who does nothing but go to church and mind his own business; the fact is this guy is lying; he previously showed he approved of Justin wearing that shirt by wearing a Justin Bieber shirto-there are pictures; he’s using Justin for publicity since, lo and behold, he has an album coming out; there is absolutely no proof Justin said that to him; one can say anything about another celeb; it’s contrary to Justin’s character as people who really know him can tell you; furthermore, he had nothing to do with the design of the shirt. He just wore it.

    • BigJimSlade

      Go back to Canada, Justin.
      And pull up your damn pants.

  • RocknRollerBlues

    Since when is China a moral authority anyone cares about or “running” over a paparazzo standing in the path of a moving vehicle while bombarding the driver with flash anything but the pap’s own fault?

    Also, the writer of this steaming pile of caka should go write the word “journalism” infinity times and think about what that means. This excuse for an “article” is nothing more than hate speech. Shameful.

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