Jon Hamm Not a Fan of Justin Bieber and America Will Not Deport Him

Add Jon Hamm to the ever growing list of people who think Justin Bieber is a dickhead. Covering May’s Men’s Fitness, Hamm tells the magazine that Bieber is a shithead that needs to learn some life lessons.

Hamm’s on-set injuries are nothing, though, compared with the damage he sees young Hollywood talent inflicting upon themselves.

“Look at Bieber or whoever,” he says. “You’re like, ‘What the f**k, man? What are you doing? Why?’ There’s no one telling those people no, and it’s a shame.”

What young celebs like that really need, Hamm says, “is a mom or a dad or a really good friend who can say, ‘Hey, sh**head!’ You see people in the world and you’re like, ‘Do you know how a washing machine works? Do you know how to wash a dish? Life skills are something we’re missing.

“There used to be a class that kids had to take in high school called home economics, which was cooking and sewing and just s**t you needed to learn in life.”

People should legally be allowed to slap some sense into Justin Bieber. Like, next time he’s being a douchebag, just give him one hard slap in the face and yell at him, “No!” He’d probably stand there looking surprised before opening his mouth and doing that delayed crying thing that little kids do.

In related news, the White House has declined to comment on the petition calling for the deportation of Justin Bieber. Sorry, guys. It’s not happening. We’re going to have to go with Plan B. As in the morning after pill. We’re going to attempt the first adult abortion.

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