Josie Cunningham Will Get an Abortion to be on ‘Big Brother’

Meet 23-year-old Josie Cunningham. In 2013 she asked for an $8,000 boob job from NHS (UK’s publicly funded healthcare system) so she could be a glamour model. Currently, she’s 18 weeks pregnant. The father of her unborn child is either a client of the escort agency she works for or a Premiere League footballer. She’s not sure which. She was just glad that they were both rich. Here’s a photo of her ultrasound she shared with everybody on social media.

Josie also wants to be famous which is why she was in talks to be on the Big Brother reality show. She was making headway in negotiations until they found out she was pregnant and backed off. But Josie is a problem solver not a problem maker.

While smoking a cigarette and rubbing her baby bump, Josie Cunningham told the Mirror that she plans to have an abortion this week in a last ditch effort to secure her place on Big Brother.

I’m finally on the verge of becoming famous and I’m not going to ruin it now. An abortion will further my career. This time next year I won’t have a baby. Instead, I’ll be famous, driving a bright pink Range Rover and buying a big house. Nothing will get in my way.

I’ve also had loads of other offers to further my career – and I’m not willing to give them up because I’m pregnant.

Now here’s a woman who has her priorities straight. Is a baby going to make her famous? No. Acting like a whore on Big Brother, however. That’s going to be her big break. That’s going to propel her to stardom.

Wow. What a woman. So inspirational. Kris Jenner just shed a tear.