Kristen Bell Poses Nude in Allure

Kristen Bell poses completely nude in the May 2014 issue of Allure… covered in sand. Aww, god dammit. This was all part of Allure’s much anticipated annual nude shoot which included other celebs like Minnie Driver, Jenna Dewan Tatum and Nia Long. Kristen Bell had the best shot though because of some fantastic side boob.

“My belly skin has made me self-conscious, and it’s only gotten worse since I’ve had a baby,” says the 33-year-old actress (House of Lies, Veronica Mars). “I have definitely and happily used a body double. It’s a very nice thing to be able to rely on.” So why pose nude for Allure less than a year after having her baby? “I talk a big game about being comfortable no matter my size,” she says. “I wanted to put my money where my mouth was.”

Of course, it doesn’t hurt that they could photoshop any loose skin off her and smooth out the rest. Also, it’s a little disingenuous when she talks about “being comfortable no matter my size” considering 90% of women would kill to have her body especially after having a baby like her. It’s like when you meet a really attractive person and they talk about how they’re insecure about their rough hands. Um, ok, lady. You already made me jizz my pants. I don’t think rough hands is going to be a problem here.

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9 years ago

Oh! Is that a large sand dune behind her?

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9 years ago

You are on a computer right now. Google exists.

9 years ago

Nice Pooper there Kristen!