Lindsay Lohan Promised Not to Party at Coachella, Partied at Coachella

Before Lindsay Lohan headed off to Coachella last weekend, she promised her friends she would stay sober. I guess she meant she wasn’t going to blow a guy in his tent for an eight ball because someone saw her drinking vodka like a fish.

Backstage at Kid Cudi’s performance, an eyewitness says Lindsay looked completely out of it. “She couldn’t stand up straight and she was frantically chain smoking cigarettes. In one of her hands she had a plastic cup with a clear liquid in it.” Hey, maybe it could be water and, hey, maybe I could be the King of France.

“The group was standing in a small cabana, booth type thing and one of the friends was making regular trips to the bar. I overheard the friend order four vodka sodas and when he carried them back to the group. He handed one to Lindsay and she started drinking it. She didn’t seem to care who saw and none of the group seemed concerned,” said the eyewitness.

If you really thought Lindsay could stay completely sober, then I feel sorry for you because you must be the most gullible person on the planet. Let me ask you something. How does it feel walking around thinking that stepping on a crack will break your mother’s back?

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