You may know Natalie Dormer from her role as Lady Margaery in Game of Thrones and Cressida in the final two chapters of Hunger Games. You may have also seen her shave half her head which she says gives her “a shitload of attitude.” Now you can see her topless in GQ’s April issue. If that’s your thing. Why wouldn’t it be though?
The recovering tomboy and adrenaline junkie lives like the action-movie lead she hopes to be someday. She’s currently training for the London Marathon, would rather you not open difficult jars for her, thanks, and picked up a scuba-diving addiction after filming an underwater crash scene at some “post-Iron Curtain leisure center” (her phrase) in the Czech Republic. “I love going out of my comfort zone—I live to go out of my comfort zone,” she says. “Obviously, you have quieter years than others—you don’t go jumping out of a plane every day.” At the thought, she sounds faintly bummed. Only on the occasional Sunday does she take a break from badassery: “I’m a bed monster,” Dormer says. So fetch her the Sunday paper, serf, and some egg-inclusive foodstuffs, and she’s yours.
You mean all I have to do is feed her eggs in bed? But how will she eat with those chains around her wrists. Just kidding. I’d unshackle her to let her eat. I’m not a monster.