Christ Bearer aka Andre Johnson, a member of the rap group Northstar that was discovered by Wu-Tang Clan, was rushed to the hospital Wednesday after he severed his penis and jumped off a second story balcony. Oddly enough, friends say they were not on “any hard drugs that would cause him to do such a thing.” Right, and water isn’t wet.
At around 1 am, cops were called to Johnson’s North Hollywood apartment building where he was found screaming incoherently. At this point his penis was already gone. No word on if doctors plan on reattaching Johnson’s johnson. I’d assume once he wakes up from his drug-induced haze he’ll really want them to try and, if they can’t, you’ll find him spending the next 24 hours fruitlessly smashing his severed penis into his scrotum in hopes it magically attaches itself.