Selena Gomez was photographed snuggling up with Justin Bieber at Coachella last Sunday proving to the world that she could very well be mentally retarded. In the photos, you can see Selena leaning into Bieber who styled himself after a 70-year-old grandma with that bonnet of his. Reports say that at one point, Selena was sitting in Justin’s lap.
Justin Bieber is the biggest douchebag since Vanilla Ice told us to collaborate and listen. What Selena Gomez sees in him is a mystery. Though that seems par for the course for most douchebags with girlfriends. Which is why if you can’t beat ’em, join ’em. I’m going to have so much swag after I buy these Justin Bieber parachute pants. Watch out, ladies!