Tom Cruise Dating the Chick from ‘That 70’s Show’

After fixing up his profile on OKXenu, Tom Cruise managed to score a few dates with Laura Prepon (Orange Is The New Black, That 70’s Show). PR reps deny they’re dating but Page Six says different.

However, my source on the Left Coast says Cruise and Prepon are still seeing each other, but they are being extremely careful to keep it secret. “It’s the buzz on the set of her show,” the insider told me.

The British magazine Grazia reported last fall that Cruise, 51, picked up Prepon, 34, in a vintage car and had a bottle of 1979 Merlot waiting on the table when they arrived at the Manor Hotel.

“They spent three hours laughing and joking. It’s clear Tom is smitten and after the date he was on cloud nine,” the mag reported. “They had their second date at the restaurant, too, meeting for Sunday brunch, and then she accompanied him a few days later to a dinner party at John [Travolta]’s home.”

What goes on at a Scientology party? Do they all hail David Miscavige before getting reverse massages from physical therapists who know how to keep a secret? No, really. I want to know. On a scale of 1 to faaabulous, how gay are these parties?