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We Will Have Our Powdered Alcohol Soon

The US Government has just approved powdered alcohol. Specifically, Palcohol, a powdered alcohol brand initially offering seven flavors including Rum, Vodka, Cosmopolitan, Lemon Drop and Kamikaze.

Palcohol offers several suggestions on why you would want your alcohol powdered. Maybe the club you go to charges $17 for a Vodka Red Bull and you need a discreet way to sneak in drinks. *CoughVegasMiamiCough* Or maybe you’re a baker and want to put it in food. “Some of our favorites are the Kamikaze in guacamole, Rum on a BBQ sandwich, Cosmo on a salad and Vodka on eggs in the morning to start your day off right.”

Granted, there’s a possibility that people, frat bros most likely, will start snorting it. Probably out of a girl’s anus. While that’d be a quick release into the bloodstream, Palcohol advises people not to “do anything stupid with it.” However, it’s just a matter of time before people realize you can mix it with crushed caffeine pills for an extra kick.

The product is targeted for release by Fall 2014.

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