Proving that cats may not be as utterly useless and dickish as previously believed, a dog attacking a child was chased off by the family cat.
In Southwest Bakersfield, surveillance video shows a boy playing around on his bicycle when a dog sneaks up on him, grabs his leg and starts thrashing. The family’s cat, Tara, ran at the dog and chased it away.
The kid got a few stitches but is otherwise doing fine. The dog belonged to a neighbor and is now under watch. A totally unnecessary measure considering the dog was the pussy that day and can never show his face again. Dude, you got chased off by a cat. You might as well kill yourself.