Madonna Wanted Her Nips to Hang Out at the Met Ball

Anna Wintour is the famed overseer of the Met Ball so when Madonna asked if she could wrap herself in toilet paper and show off her nips, the answer was a resounding no. Madonna didn’t like these gestapo tactics so she went on Instagram and wrote, “What i wanted to wear to Met Ball but Anna said Not this year! So I’m gonna work on music instead? #artforfreedom.” #OUTLAWCOUNTRY!

I’m pretty sure she was joking or at least I hope she was. She’s crazy if she thought anyone would let a 55-year-old walk around celebs with her sad, droopy tits hanging out.