Mila Kunis Wants a Natural Birth

Do you like pain? Mila Kunis likes pain. Appearing on the Ellen DeGeneres show, Mila Kunis, after talking about Ashton Kutcher getting a second fridge just for her pregnancy cravings (show-off), said that she’s going to have a natural birth.

“The hospital that I’m going to be laboring in does a midwife, you know, doula type of thing,” she says. “I’m going to do it as all natural as I possibly can unless that there’s an emergency or something that should go wrong.”

She adds, “I did this to myself, I might as well just do it right. I wanted this!”

She must hate her life. If I was a woman giving birth, I’d just tell them to inject me with every single drug and cut the baby out of me. That little bastard isn’t ruining my vagina.

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Calling the babies little bastards??? I take it Victor is a girl since you’re referring to your vagina. Or maybe you have a penis right next to it. For a writer to refer babies as “little bastard” should get your fingers broken so you cannot ever write again!!! Bitch!!!

The Blemish

I’m sorry. Correction: whiny little bastards

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I bet Mila would be an awesome mom unlike you. And what the heck is this article?!! Totally mean spirited and vile. You sound like a total *ss with how you talk about a baby.

The Blemish

Babies are chill. Whenever I call them an asshole to their face, they just giggle.

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