Since we won’t be able to see Miley Cyrus in concert due to an “allergic reaction,” here’s the next best thing. The two-minute video that plays before she starts her performances for her “Bangerz” shows. It’s an artsy video where her nips are covered with black tape and she rubs black oil over herself as she writhes around. The whole thing is all very classy because it’s shot in black and white and she sings in Spanish and French. I had to put in my monocle just to watch this.