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The Subway Repellent Dress Is a Real Thing

Are you a woman? Do creepy men try to stand next to you on half-empty subway cars while nervously caressing the pole with their sweaty hands? Then this dress is for you. Crafted for the everyday woman who doesn’t mind looking like they stuffed an umbrella up their skirt, the Personal Space Dress uses a proximity sensor to detect whether someone is invading your personal space. When that happens, the dress expands.

While the speed at which the dress expands may be seen as a downside, the upshot is the noise from the motor will break that long, awkward silence.

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