When people started throwing paper airplanes from the top of the stadium during the England vs Peru match yesterday, no one thought this would happen. One member of the crowd had crafted an airplane so perfect that it sailed down from the nosebleeds, onto the field and hit a player in the neck as if it were done on purpose. The whole thing was caught on film so when he tells this story to his friends at the bar, they won’t be all like, “Quit lying, you liar. No one wants to hear your stupid lies.”